Sup dawg, I herd you like to punctuate [shit], so I put a colon in yo colon so you could punctuate [shit] while you punctuate [shit]
Xzibit: Yo dawg i heard you like talking shit about me… and that really hurts
Xzibit: Yo dawg i heard you like getting shit faced so I put a face on your shitter so you can shit on a face while getting shit faced while taking a shit
Yo dawg, I heard you like Grizzly Bear, so I put a grizzly bear in your Grizzly Bear so you can shit your pants while you listen to music.
sent by Jake
Xzibit: yo dawg i herd you like having sex so i took a shit in yo bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty