FUNNY NETWORK:
YO DAWG JOKES
BIG FUN ZONE
KANYE INTERRUPTED JOKES

Sup dawg, I herd you like to punctuate (shit)

Sup dawg, I herd you like to punctuate [shit], so I put a colon in yo colon so you could punctuate [shit] while you punctuate [shit]

Yo dawg i heard you like talking shit about me

Xzibit: Yo dawg i heard you like talking shit about me… and that really hurts

Yo dawg i heard you like getting shit faced

Xzibit: Yo dawg i heard you like getting shit faced so I put a face on your shitter so you can shit on a face while getting shit faced while taking a shit
by Andrew

Xzibit: Yo dawg, I heard you like Grizzly Bear

Yo dawg, I heard you like Grizzly Bear, so I put a grizzly bear in your Grizzly Bear so you can shit your pants while you listen to music.
sent by Jake

Xzibit: yo dawg i herd you like having sex

Xzibit: yo dawg i herd you like having sex so i took a shit in yo bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty

 

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