FUNNY NETWORK:
YO DAWG JOKES
BIG FUN ZONE
KANYE INTERRUPTED JOKES

Xzibit: yo dawg i heard you like to fly

xzibit yo dawg i heard you like to fly

Xzibit: yo dawg i heard you like to fly so I put a plane on your plane, so you can fly, while you fly!

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it isnt plane fool - its staship

I think you mean shuttle

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